My name is Jake Fuller, this is my story, I lived with The Lunatic for most of my life. People knew The Lunatic as Debbie Jackson Fuller, it was my mom in the beginning, but then it changed. Most people thought she was okay, maybe a little off in the head sometimes, but for the most part okay, but they were wrong. It was not okay, it was The Lunatic, it was a monster. I say it was a monster, because I killed the original Lunatic, but The Lunatic will not stay dead, it is pure evil. It is my job to protect the world from The Lunatic, I battle and defeat it every time it returns. I am The Skeleton Man.
Voices, Screams, and Evil Laughs is about a serial killer named Jake Fuller. He thinks he is a hero, doing the world a favor, by defeating The Lunatic each time it returns. He is not a hero, he is a monster, but don`t tell him that, he may put you in The Skeleton Maker. The original Lunatic, Debbie Jackson Fuller, made Jake into the monster he has become, by locking him into The Dark Room for 4 days, each time, torturing him, and playing those voices, screams, and evil laughs. I am sorry to say, it would have been better, if she had killed him, but she didn`t, none of this would have ever happened if she had just killed him.
Jake is the one they call The Skeleton Man, he is on the loose, and the town of Evilville will never be the same again.
I will give you a teaser from the book Voices, screams, and evil laughs is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the authors imagination, or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishment, events or locales is entirely coincidental.Copyright © 2011 by E. T. Brother
My name is E. T. Brother. I know it says I am the author on the front cover of the book, but I did not write this. Jake Fuller wrote this story. This is Jake`s story, so he can tell it best. I am just your guide. I have a warning for you before we go any further. This is not for the faint of heart. It is a very sick and twisted story, so if you do not think you can handle it, then turn back now. We will have to go with Jake back to the far corner of his mind, back into the darkest crevices of his mind to get to his story. It is very dark back there, but you wont get lost, as long as you stick tight with us. Jake knows the way well, very well indeed. I will warn you once more this is not for the faint of heart, if you have a weak ticker, then turn back now, because Jake is on his way now. We will be going with him in a minute, but I want to give you another warning, before he gets here. He will tell you he is normal, that he is just like you and I, but do not believe him. He will tell you he is not a monster, but I have seen his mind, and he is a monster. Do not let his good looks fool you, I know he may seem normal, I know he does not look like a monster, he is not covered in fur, he does not have fangs and claws, I know there are no horns visible, but some monsters do not look like that. Some monster look normal, they even look human, the scariest monster have the best mask, and Jake is one of the scariest. He is a sick, twisted fellow. But I think you will all be okay in this group. I do not see his type here, I do not see The Lunatic in here, well I might be wrong, you over there, you do look a little like his type, I can not be sure though. Now stick close, I would not want any of you to get lost, it is very dark, and you might not make it out, if you get separated from the group. Oh, by the way, I might ought to give you one more warning, before Jake gets here, I hear him coming, but I think I can tell you this just before he gets in earshot of us. I do not want him to hear this, if I were you, I would keep my
arms at my sides, the last time I was in here I slipped, reached out to steady myself, and something nibbled on my finger. I was able to pull my hand back, just in time though. There are creatures, out in the darkness, just off the path, so I think you should keep your hands at your sides. Well on second thought, you might ought to put your hands over your ears, because of the voices. Those voices, the screams, and the evil laughter, in the darkness, they are not nice, and there are so many of them. They are twisted and scary, there are also those other noises, out in the darkness, bumps, crashes, thumps, and others noises, but the worst are the screams and voices. It is very dark in there, I tried to use my flashlight, and even though the batteries were new, it did not cut into that darkness. I see Jake coming up now, make sure you stick close to the group, I will let Jake take over now, he will tell you his story.
My name is Jake. I see you have dropped by to read my book. I have just been dying for someone to read it. I want to set the record straight. I have been called a monster, but Im not a monster. I am as normal as you are. I am not the monster, The Lunatic is the monster. You will have to come with me. I already have the story written, but we will have to walk quite a ways to get to the story, we have to go to the very back of my mind, to the far corner to get to it. It is hidden back in the very back corner of my mind, in the hidden secret room. You may think it is dark here, but it is much, much darker there. It is hidden and very hard to find back there in the dark, but I know where it is, I have been there many times. I know the path well, stick very close to the group, so you don`t get lost. If you get lost back there in the darkness, you might not ever find your way back out.
It is just around this hidden bend here, it is in this hidden dark crevice, here it is my hidden secret room. I know it is locked, but don`t worry I have the key. See. There now the door is open. Let me turn on the light, quickly come inside please. We wouldn`t want to let anything in, or out. Well not yet anyway, soon, but not yet, it isn`t time yet. It isn`t time for anything to get out yet. I wish I had know you were all coming for a visit, I just found out and the place is a bit messy, watch out and don`t step in this red puddle here, it is a bit slippery. If I had known you where coming I would have tidied up a bit. Are you The Lunatic? Yes you right there you look just like The Lunatic, let me get my crowbar................wait you aren`t The Lunatic. There for just a second I thought you were The Lunatic, I thought it had returned again early, you gave me quite a scare, but it`s not quite time for The Lunatic to return. Im sorry for almost hitting you with the crowbar, but you scared me, for a second there I thought I had lost track of time, and The
Lunatic had returned. I see now, you are not The Lunatic, although you do look a bit like it. Now where was I? Oh yes, come on over. The books are over here I have plenty of copies for all of you. Here they are, grab one and find a seat. I must warn you this book is not for the faint of heart. This book is not a nice, warm, fuzzy book. I just want to warn you if you are easily frightened, or if the old ticker is not strong, then you probable should not read this book. If you should faint and bump your old head, or your ticker should fail you, you will be in trouble. Because help can not reach you here. They will get lost out there in the darkness. Have a seat, put your feet up, and get real comfy. You will be here a while. Oh I should probable tell you, don`t open any of those doors over there to your right. Those are the closets. The skeletons might tumble out and crush you. There are quite a few of them. As a matter of fact, I had to struggle for quite some time to get them closed. I just got the last two skeleton in there, just before you arrived. But everyone has skeletons in their closets, right, nothing unusual about that. Some just have more than others. I hope you can read the book, I know it`s a tad messy, I may have spelled words wrong here and there as well, and made some mistakes. You will have to overlook all that if they are there, because I am not a professional writer. I am a professional, but writing is not my profession. I do have some schooling, but mostly I am self-taught. I did attend a University though, you may have heard of it before. It is The University of Insaneville, I was enrolled in The Serial Killer Classes. I took them all and graduated in the top one percent of the class, really the top one percent of all time. I studied serial killers there and nothing more. I happened to enjoy my time there quite a bit. Sit back now, get real comfy, this will only hurt for a minute, and then you will feel nothing.
What? No I did not say it will only hurt a minute and then
you will feel nothing. You must have imagined it. Sit back,
get comfy, I hope you enjoy it, I know I do.
What? I didn`t hear a evil laugh, you must have imagined that as well. You have a very active imagination, I think. Next, you will tell me you hear voices, screams, and all kinds of other mysterious noises. I will leave you to your book now, and let you get to reading. I have things to attend to elsewhere. My last guest, The Lunatic, left quite a mess. I have to go clean it up. You will read about The Lunatic, so I wont spoil it for you. Oh, by the way, if you hear a knock on the door behind you, please don`t answer it, it is locked for a reason. So, just try to ignore it. Also, If I were you, I would stay right here in this room, I would not go wandering around out there in the darkness, I think you should just stay right in this room. You have the book, it starts at the very beginning, enjoy. I will leave you in E. T. Brother`s capable hands, let him know if you need anything, I will leave him here with you.