The Rabbits Diabolical Plans
by E. T. Brother
© 2012 by E. T. Brother
The night of terror began on Christmas Eve just before Santa began his famous ride to deliver presents to all for Christmas Day. The night of terror happened the same year as the turkey revolt. The turkeys had been watched with great interest to see if they would succeed in their plot to take over the world. The turkeys had failed but lessons were learned by those who watched. New plans were made to succeed where the turkeys had failed and they were set into motion on Christmas Eve.
Citizens of the world were not aware but they would soon find out the fight for survival was about to begin. A new enemy was rising from the shadows, an unlikely enemy, one that few if any would ever suspect.
The new enemy rising from the shadows were blood thirsty savages, they were ruthless, but they hid it well, so very well. They hid well behind their innocent looking, even cute mask, but underneath that cute exterior they were blood thirsty beast. These beast were ready to take over the world, they were tired of being treated like third class citizens, they were ready to rule the world.
This is the story of a night of terror on Christmas Eve when the bunny rabbits of the world united to take over the world.
It began the day after the turkey revolt was put down. I stumbled across the bunny rabbits plans to take over the world quite by accident. I went to the holding cell of the turkey leaders and overheard a couple of bunnies talking.
I had been told the bunny rabbits in the cells were part of the notorious bunny rabbit biker gang called The Ruff and Tuff Gang. They had been arrested for starting a fight at a local restaurant. The fight started after someone said they looked so cute trying to look tough in all that biker clothing. Everyone in the restaurant laughed except for the biker bunnies. The Ruff and Tuff Gang each grabbed chairs and began to break them over the patrons heads. After they broke all the chairs, they began to introduce the patrons to their paws. They beat up quite a few people very severely. The police were called and told there was a riot going on. It took over 20 officers to get the Ruff and Tuff Gang into custody. I understand they caused thirty thousand dollars worth of damage and three individuals had to be hospitalized for a few days.
I walked into the holding cells and overheard the bunnies talking. I slipped into the shadows and listened. They were discussing a plot to take over the world. At first I thought they were full of it but I continued to listen. I soon found out they were serious and what I heard shocked and horrified me. This is what I overheard.
"The turkeys plans were pretty good but they made too many mistakes. We have a lot of good leaders that watched the turkey revolt and learned from the mistakes the turkeys made. The plan our leaders have come up with to take over the world is brilliant. We are going to use the fat jolly man as an unwitting accomplish. They are going to have Santa deliver something with the presents...."
At this point someone came into the holding area. The bunnies stopped talking and they said no more. I waited in the shadows but the bunnies didn`t give up anymore info. After awhile I gave up.
Two days later the bunnies were released. I followed them back to their hideout. It wasn`t difficult following the bunnies back to their hideout. They were all on their motorcycles and their motorcycles sounded like thunder rolling down the road. I just followed the noise but I could have been riding right behind them because they never looked back. The bunnies were playing follow the leader.
I got to their hideout and hid in the shadows. I waited until that night and waited until all the lights went out in the hideout. I waited for about another hour then I slipped into their hideout. I set up surveillance cameras and listening devices all over the hideout.
I thought I had been discovered, when one of the bunnies sat bolt upright in its bed. The bunny jumped out of bed and I ducked behind a counter sure the bunny knew I was in the hideout. The bunny rushed past my hiding spot and went to the bathroom. The door shut and I let out a sigh of relief. I slipped out the backdoor and made my way back to my van.
Over the next few days I discovered the bunnies plans to take over the world. The plans were actually pretty good. The bunnies had brainwashed a number of Santa`s elves and the elves were planting a device in all of the presents. The devices were very small so they would be undetectable but they were very powerful. The devices, when turned on, would make the citizens of the world mindless zombies then it would reprogram the brain into believing that the bunny rabbits were the rightful rulers of the world.
Once I had discovered the bunnies diabolical plot, I gathered all my evidence and took it to the proper authorities. They listened with interest but when I finished telling them about the plot they began to laugh hysterically.
When they were able to get themselves under control again, they told me to make like an egg and beat it or they were going to call in the people in the white suits. They told me the guys in the white suits could give me a jacket that I could hug myself in and they could put me in a nice padded room, for my protection off course so them evil bunny rabbits couldn`t get me.
I gathered my evidence up and left. I was not amused with the proper authorities trying to insinuate that I was crazy but I was not perturbed.
I decided to go see Santa Claus to let him know what was going on. Santa listened to everything I had to say and then he began to laugh. His belly began to shake like a bowl full of jelly.
After awhile Santa got himself under control.
"I must say E. T. Brother that is quite an interesting story and it was very entertaining. I hope you understand that Im not saying you are crazy or anything but I don`t believe a word of it. It was very entertaining , you have quite an imagination but you will have to excuse me now because Im quite busy. I have to check the naughty and nice list, which by the way if I remember correctly, you are on the naughty list E. T. You going skinny dipping in the lake during a nun convention and asking the nuns if they would care to join you, that was very naughty." Santa said.
That wasn`t my fault Santa. The Blind Man said it would be a good idea and it did sound good at the time." I said.
"Yes Im sure it did. You should choose your imaginary friends more carefully. Now if you will excuse me Im very busy. Im going to have Bubba show you to the door, please leave." Santa said.
I turned and looked behind me. The biggest, meanest looking guy I have ever seen was standing there.
"Come with me and don`t cause any trouble or I will have to get physical with you." The man said.
I got up and went with Bubba. I didn`t cause any problems because it looked like Bubba would have enjoyed getting physical with me. He would have enjoyed it quite a bit but I wouldn`t have. I have a fear of violence because I don`t like pain.
I left the north pole and traveled to an underground bunker to begin preparing for the bunny rabbits. I knew it was up to me to stop the bunny rabbits plans since I had failed to convince the proper authorities and Santa Claus of the bunny rabbits evil plans.
The worlds fate rested in my hands, I knew if I failed the bunny rabbits would take over the world. I worked furiously right up until Christmas Eve, making plans, building machines, and getting prepared for the bunny rabbits.
Christmas Eve came and I was in my bunker making final preparations when the alarms started going off. I checked the monitors and saw bunny rabbits hopping toward the bunker. There must have been millions of bunnies hopping toward the bunker because the ground turned white and it was not snowing. There were bunny rabbits in all directions for as far as I could see with the cameras. I began to punch in codes on the keyboard but nothing happened. I began to mutter curses under my breath thinking the bunnies had done something to my computer then I realized I had not turned the computer on. I began to curse again out loud this time and I turned the computer on. I punched in a bunch of codes on the keyboard and flipped on a number of switches.
I jumped to my feet and ran to my flying machine. I climbed in, strapped in, and closed the hatch. I had still not had time to take flying lessons but I had built a robot to fly the machine for me.
I began to flip switches and the engines roared to life. The roof of the bunker began to slide open. There was a loud explosion over at the bunker door. The door buckled in but it held. The robot grabbed the control yoke and jerked it back. The flying machine lurched backwards and bounced off the wall. The flying machine then lurched to the right, bounced off the wall and sent sparks flying into the air. The flying machine began to bounce off the walls from side to side, forwards and backwards, and it began to feel like we were inside a pinball machine bouncing off the walls as we were. I began to cuss profusely as I realized I had not sent the program to the robot on how to fly the blasted flying machine. I began to punch codes into the console. The flying machine stopped bouncing off the walls and began to rise out of the bunker as the robot received the program on how to fly the flying machine. The flying machine took off once it cleared the bunker.
When we got away from the bunker, I punched a code into the console, the bunker and the surrounding area exploded. I glanced back and saw the fireball from the explosion. I looked back to the front and began to punch codes into the console. A number of blips showed up on the computer screen and alarms began to go off in the cockpit. I looked back and saw thousands of flying machines lifting off the ground behind us. I looked back to the front.
"Land now human or we will be forced to blow you out of the sky." A voice said on the radio frequency.
I ignored the voice and began to punch codes into the console. A moment later more alarms began to go off and hundreds of new blips popped up on the computer screen. I looked back and saw hundreds of missiles streaking toward us.
I looked back to the front and flipped several switches. I looked back behind us and saw the missiles turn around. The missiles flew back to the bunny rabbits flying machines. The missiles struck the flying machines that had launched them and exploded. Hundreds of flying machines exploded and flaming debris rained down out of the sky. Our flying machine shook for a moment then it smoothed out. I saw yellow things streaking past the flying machine on both sides and I realized we were being shot at.
I punched in a code on the console and a force field popped up around the flying machine. I heard popping sounds coming from behind us and I looked back. Bullets were striking the force field and bouncing off. I turned back to the front and punched a code into the console. The flying machine banked to the left and made a u-turn. We went flying toward the bunnies flying machines. The bunnies began to pull to the left or right trying to get out of the way. Some of them collided with one another and their flying machines fell from the sky. Flaming debris rained from the sky for several moments. The bunny rabbits were no good at playing chicken and they lost over 200 flying machines.
I hit the afterburners and we began to fly away from the bunnies. I looked back and saw the remaining bunnies flying machines make u-turns and hit the afterburners coming in pursuit of me. I looked back to the front as alarms began to go off in the cockpit. I looked at the computer screen and saw hundred of new blips. I looked back and saw hundreds of missiles streaking across the sky toward us. I looked back to the front. I flipped the switches off then flipped them back on. I looked back behind us and to my shock and horror I saw the missiles were still flying toward us.
I turned back to the front and flipped a few more switches. The flying machine shuddered and I looked back. Two missiles flew away from my flying machine and flew toward the missiles. The two missiles split into hundreds of tiny missiles. The tiny missiles blew the hundreds of missiles out of the sky. The shock wave from the explosion rocked the flying machine for a moment and then the flying machine leveled out and began to fly smoothly. I looked back and saw hundreds of the bunnies flying machines going down in flames.
I turned back to the front and looked at the computer screen. I saw the bunnies flying machines had been thinned down to about 25. I breathed a sigh of relief then flipped another switch. My flying machine began to vanish. I knew it was dangerous using the clocking device because the shields would no longer work but I thought it would be okay. Little did I realize that this would be a costly mistakes on my part, almost a fatal mistake.
The remaining bunnies all fired two missiles each. I had nothing else to use so I took over the controls from the robot and dove down almost to the treetops. I looked at the computer screen and saw that three of the missiles had followed me down. Two of the missiles flew past to the right, hit the side of a mountain and exploded. The final missile exploded right behind my flying machine. Some of the shrapnel flew into the engines and destroyed them. The flying machine lost all power and I braced for impact. We were in the middle of a forest, the flying machine began to bounce off the treetops and skip back into the air. The flying machine was skipping across the treetops like a flat rock will skip across water if thrown right. Each time the flying machine skipped off the treetops it slowed down a little. The flying machine finally crashed down into the trees and begin to slide. Trees ripped off both sides of the flying machine but the flying machine didn`t hit any trees headon. The flying machine finally slide to a halt about 90 feet after it crashed to the ground.
Two of the bunnies flying machines flew over and I knew I had to get out of the flying machine. I unstrapped myself then unstrapped the robot. I checked the robot and saw it was okay. I popped the hatch on the flying machine and climbed out. The robot climbed out behind me. I turned to grab my bag out of the flying machine and I heard a flying machine coming. I looked up just as the flying machine launched a missile. I screamed and turned to run.
"Come on robot, lets go." I hollered.
The robot and myself began to run away from the flying machine. The missile exploded a moment later, the shock wave knocked the robot and myself down.
After the debris stopped flying, I sat up and looked around. A fire was burning fiercely at the flying machine and most of the trees had been knocked flat in the area. I looked over and saw the robot sit up. I checked myself and discovered that I was only banged up a little but I didn`t have any broken bones. I checked the robot and saw it was fine.
I sat there looking at the flying machine and realized I had lost. Mankind was doomed because it was Christmas Eve and Santa was now on his ride to deliver presents. He was delivering presents with the devices on them and I now had no way of stopping him. The bunny rabbits were going to take over the world and there was nothing I could do to stop it because my computer had been destroyed in the flying machine.
I sat there for quite some time then I looked over at the robot. I smacked my forehead.
Duh, the robot has a computer built into its back. I thought.
I jumped up and ran around behind the robot. I opened a panel and a keyboard flipped down. I began to punch codes into the keyboard. I looked at the computer screen and saw the backup flying machine take off. The flying machine began to fly toward my location.
I may have a chance to save mankind but Im going to have to hurry. I thought.
The robot and myself began to walk toward a road that was about a mile away. When we got to the road the flying machine was just landing. We ran to the flying machine and climbed in. I strapped in and shut the hatch. The robot got the flying machine into the air and we began to fly to intercept Santa.
After we had been flying for about 20 minutes alarms began to go off in the cockpit. I looked at the computer screen and saw hundreds of blips on the computer screen. I looked back and saw hundreds of bunny rabbit flying machines chasing us. I looked back to the front and hit the afterburners. I looked back and saw the bunnies also hit the afterburners. They were still hot on our tail.
I began to punch codes into the console. I sent out an electromagnetic pulse and looked back at the bunnies flying machines. Their engines shut off and the bunnies flying machines began to crash land. I had not had time to install the EMP onto the other flying machine or I could have avoided all the problems in the other flying machine. We would not have been shot down.
I turned back to the front and we continued our flight to intercept Santa. I began to punch in codes on the console. A new blip appeared on the computer screen and I saw that Santa had already delivered about a quarter of his presents. I cursed under my breath about being shot down. I lost a lot of time or I could have intercepted Santa before he began and disabled the devices. I didn`t need to stop Santa, I just had to intercept him. I have a device in the flying machine that will mess up the bunnies devices.
All the sudden the engines on the flying machine shut off and the flying machine began to drop like a rock. I braced for impact. When the flying machine crashed it knocked me unconscious.
When I woke up the sun was coming up. I looked around, saw where I was, and began to remember everything. It was Christmas morning, Santa had delivered all the presents, the bunny rabbits had won. I punched a code into the console and the news came up on the computer screen. I was not surprised to see the news anchor was a bunny rabbit.
"The top story today, Adam Rabbit, the supreme leader of the world will be addressing the world shortly, so stay tuned." The rabbit said.
I turned the news off and shook my head no.
I failed, the bunny rabbits have taken over the world just as they planned. I thought.
I sat there for a little while contemplating what I should do. I kept coming up blank but then the way to defeat the rabbits came to me. I unbuckled and checked the robot. The robot was damaged beyond repair. I opened the hatch and climbed out of the flying machine.
I began to walk toward my backup bunker. About an hour later, I came across a car. I hot wired it and drove to the bunker. I parked about a mile away and walked the rest of the way. I got to the bunker around noon on Christmas Day.
I walked into the bunker, looked around, then I walked over and sat down at the workstation. I sat there feeling sorry for myself for quite awhile. I thought back to telling the proper authorities and Santa about the bunnies. They all laughed at me and told me I was crazy. They weren`t laughing now because they were being ruled by bunny rabbits now.
After awhile I finally got up and got to work. The battle to save mankind was going to begin shortly and I was going to be the one waging it.
I worked on my plans and made preparations to defeat the bunny rabbits over the next few weeks. I was finally ready to battle the bunnies on January the tenth.
I began by sending up devices to defeat the bunnies brain washing devices and reprogram mankinds brain back to normal.The bunnies sent up devices to destroy my devices. I was prepared for this and I sent drone search and destroy machines up. The bunnies drones were destroyed.
After the bunnies devices were defeated, my devices began to broadcast the news to mankind about what the bunnies had done. Mankind came together and put resistance fighters together to battle the bunnies.
I initiated my final plan by sending out search and capture machines to capture the bunny rabbits. The machines looked like giant bunny rabbits. The machines were able to get in close to the bunnies and capture them before they knew what was going on. Most of the bunnies were captured or defeated within a few hours. There were a few pockets of resistance left but they were defeated by the end of the day.
The bunny rabbits were only in power for a little while but they put mankind through hell during that period. The rightful rulers took back over and proclaimed January the tenth as a new holiday. They served Rabbit Stew and Stewed Rabbit that night for supper. The leaders of the rabbits were the rabbits that were used in the stew. I must say the evil rabbits were quite tasty, I had three helpings.
Mankind was saved and I went and took a much needed vacation.
The End
by E. T. Brother
© 2012 by E. T. Brother
The night of terror began on Christmas Eve just before Santa began his famous ride to deliver presents to all for Christmas Day. The night of terror happened the same year as the turkey revolt. The turkeys had been watched with great interest to see if they would succeed in their plot to take over the world. The turkeys had failed but lessons were learned by those who watched. New plans were made to succeed where the turkeys had failed and they were set into motion on Christmas Eve.
Citizens of the world were not aware but they would soon find out the fight for survival was about to begin. A new enemy was rising from the shadows, an unlikely enemy, one that few if any would ever suspect.
The new enemy rising from the shadows were blood thirsty savages, they were ruthless, but they hid it well, so very well. They hid well behind their innocent looking, even cute mask, but underneath that cute exterior they were blood thirsty beast. These beast were ready to take over the world, they were tired of being treated like third class citizens, they were ready to rule the world.
This is the story of a night of terror on Christmas Eve when the bunny rabbits of the world united to take over the world.
It began the day after the turkey revolt was put down. I stumbled across the bunny rabbits plans to take over the world quite by accident. I went to the holding cell of the turkey leaders and overheard a couple of bunnies talking.
I had been told the bunny rabbits in the cells were part of the notorious bunny rabbit biker gang called The Ruff and Tuff Gang. They had been arrested for starting a fight at a local restaurant. The fight started after someone said they looked so cute trying to look tough in all that biker clothing. Everyone in the restaurant laughed except for the biker bunnies. The Ruff and Tuff Gang each grabbed chairs and began to break them over the patrons heads. After they broke all the chairs, they began to introduce the patrons to their paws. They beat up quite a few people very severely. The police were called and told there was a riot going on. It took over 20 officers to get the Ruff and Tuff Gang into custody. I understand they caused thirty thousand dollars worth of damage and three individuals had to be hospitalized for a few days.
I walked into the holding cells and overheard the bunnies talking. I slipped into the shadows and listened. They were discussing a plot to take over the world. At first I thought they were full of it but I continued to listen. I soon found out they were serious and what I heard shocked and horrified me. This is what I overheard.
"The turkeys plans were pretty good but they made too many mistakes. We have a lot of good leaders that watched the turkey revolt and learned from the mistakes the turkeys made. The plan our leaders have come up with to take over the world is brilliant. We are going to use the fat jolly man as an unwitting accomplish. They are going to have Santa deliver something with the presents...."
At this point someone came into the holding area. The bunnies stopped talking and they said no more. I waited in the shadows but the bunnies didn`t give up anymore info. After awhile I gave up.
Two days later the bunnies were released. I followed them back to their hideout. It wasn`t difficult following the bunnies back to their hideout. They were all on their motorcycles and their motorcycles sounded like thunder rolling down the road. I just followed the noise but I could have been riding right behind them because they never looked back. The bunnies were playing follow the leader.
I got to their hideout and hid in the shadows. I waited until that night and waited until all the lights went out in the hideout. I waited for about another hour then I slipped into their hideout. I set up surveillance cameras and listening devices all over the hideout.
I thought I had been discovered, when one of the bunnies sat bolt upright in its bed. The bunny jumped out of bed and I ducked behind a counter sure the bunny knew I was in the hideout. The bunny rushed past my hiding spot and went to the bathroom. The door shut and I let out a sigh of relief. I slipped out the backdoor and made my way back to my van.
Over the next few days I discovered the bunnies plans to take over the world. The plans were actually pretty good. The bunnies had brainwashed a number of Santa`s elves and the elves were planting a device in all of the presents. The devices were very small so they would be undetectable but they were very powerful. The devices, when turned on, would make the citizens of the world mindless zombies then it would reprogram the brain into believing that the bunny rabbits were the rightful rulers of the world.
Once I had discovered the bunnies diabolical plot, I gathered all my evidence and took it to the proper authorities. They listened with interest but when I finished telling them about the plot they began to laugh hysterically.
When they were able to get themselves under control again, they told me to make like an egg and beat it or they were going to call in the people in the white suits. They told me the guys in the white suits could give me a jacket that I could hug myself in and they could put me in a nice padded room, for my protection off course so them evil bunny rabbits couldn`t get me.
I gathered my evidence up and left. I was not amused with the proper authorities trying to insinuate that I was crazy but I was not perturbed.
I decided to go see Santa Claus to let him know what was going on. Santa listened to everything I had to say and then he began to laugh. His belly began to shake like a bowl full of jelly.
After awhile Santa got himself under control.
"I must say E. T. Brother that is quite an interesting story and it was very entertaining. I hope you understand that Im not saying you are crazy or anything but I don`t believe a word of it. It was very entertaining , you have quite an imagination but you will have to excuse me now because Im quite busy. I have to check the naughty and nice list, which by the way if I remember correctly, you are on the naughty list E. T. You going skinny dipping in the lake during a nun convention and asking the nuns if they would care to join you, that was very naughty." Santa said.
That wasn`t my fault Santa. The Blind Man said it would be a good idea and it did sound good at the time." I said.
"Yes Im sure it did. You should choose your imaginary friends more carefully. Now if you will excuse me Im very busy. Im going to have Bubba show you to the door, please leave." Santa said.
I turned and looked behind me. The biggest, meanest looking guy I have ever seen was standing there.
"Come with me and don`t cause any trouble or I will have to get physical with you." The man said.
I got up and went with Bubba. I didn`t cause any problems because it looked like Bubba would have enjoyed getting physical with me. He would have enjoyed it quite a bit but I wouldn`t have. I have a fear of violence because I don`t like pain.
I left the north pole and traveled to an underground bunker to begin preparing for the bunny rabbits. I knew it was up to me to stop the bunny rabbits plans since I had failed to convince the proper authorities and Santa Claus of the bunny rabbits evil plans.
The worlds fate rested in my hands, I knew if I failed the bunny rabbits would take over the world. I worked furiously right up until Christmas Eve, making plans, building machines, and getting prepared for the bunny rabbits.
Christmas Eve came and I was in my bunker making final preparations when the alarms started going off. I checked the monitors and saw bunny rabbits hopping toward the bunker. There must have been millions of bunnies hopping toward the bunker because the ground turned white and it was not snowing. There were bunny rabbits in all directions for as far as I could see with the cameras. I began to punch in codes on the keyboard but nothing happened. I began to mutter curses under my breath thinking the bunnies had done something to my computer then I realized I had not turned the computer on. I began to curse again out loud this time and I turned the computer on. I punched in a bunch of codes on the keyboard and flipped on a number of switches.
I jumped to my feet and ran to my flying machine. I climbed in, strapped in, and closed the hatch. I had still not had time to take flying lessons but I had built a robot to fly the machine for me.
I began to flip switches and the engines roared to life. The roof of the bunker began to slide open. There was a loud explosion over at the bunker door. The door buckled in but it held. The robot grabbed the control yoke and jerked it back. The flying machine lurched backwards and bounced off the wall. The flying machine then lurched to the right, bounced off the wall and sent sparks flying into the air. The flying machine began to bounce off the walls from side to side, forwards and backwards, and it began to feel like we were inside a pinball machine bouncing off the walls as we were. I began to cuss profusely as I realized I had not sent the program to the robot on how to fly the blasted flying machine. I began to punch codes into the console. The flying machine stopped bouncing off the walls and began to rise out of the bunker as the robot received the program on how to fly the flying machine. The flying machine took off once it cleared the bunker.
When we got away from the bunker, I punched a code into the console, the bunker and the surrounding area exploded. I glanced back and saw the fireball from the explosion. I looked back to the front and began to punch codes into the console. A number of blips showed up on the computer screen and alarms began to go off in the cockpit. I looked back and saw thousands of flying machines lifting off the ground behind us. I looked back to the front.
"Land now human or we will be forced to blow you out of the sky." A voice said on the radio frequency.
I ignored the voice and began to punch codes into the console. A moment later more alarms began to go off and hundreds of new blips popped up on the computer screen. I looked back and saw hundreds of missiles streaking toward us.
I looked back to the front and flipped several switches. I looked back behind us and saw the missiles turn around. The missiles flew back to the bunny rabbits flying machines. The missiles struck the flying machines that had launched them and exploded. Hundreds of flying machines exploded and flaming debris rained down out of the sky. Our flying machine shook for a moment then it smoothed out. I saw yellow things streaking past the flying machine on both sides and I realized we were being shot at.
I punched in a code on the console and a force field popped up around the flying machine. I heard popping sounds coming from behind us and I looked back. Bullets were striking the force field and bouncing off. I turned back to the front and punched a code into the console. The flying machine banked to the left and made a u-turn. We went flying toward the bunnies flying machines. The bunnies began to pull to the left or right trying to get out of the way. Some of them collided with one another and their flying machines fell from the sky. Flaming debris rained from the sky for several moments. The bunny rabbits were no good at playing chicken and they lost over 200 flying machines.
I hit the afterburners and we began to fly away from the bunnies. I looked back and saw the remaining bunnies flying machines make u-turns and hit the afterburners coming in pursuit of me. I looked back to the front as alarms began to go off in the cockpit. I looked at the computer screen and saw hundred of new blips. I looked back and saw hundreds of missiles streaking across the sky toward us. I looked back to the front. I flipped the switches off then flipped them back on. I looked back behind us and to my shock and horror I saw the missiles were still flying toward us.
I turned back to the front and flipped a few more switches. The flying machine shuddered and I looked back. Two missiles flew away from my flying machine and flew toward the missiles. The two missiles split into hundreds of tiny missiles. The tiny missiles blew the hundreds of missiles out of the sky. The shock wave from the explosion rocked the flying machine for a moment and then the flying machine leveled out and began to fly smoothly. I looked back and saw hundreds of the bunnies flying machines going down in flames.
I turned back to the front and looked at the computer screen. I saw the bunnies flying machines had been thinned down to about 25. I breathed a sigh of relief then flipped another switch. My flying machine began to vanish. I knew it was dangerous using the clocking device because the shields would no longer work but I thought it would be okay. Little did I realize that this would be a costly mistakes on my part, almost a fatal mistake.
The remaining bunnies all fired two missiles each. I had nothing else to use so I took over the controls from the robot and dove down almost to the treetops. I looked at the computer screen and saw that three of the missiles had followed me down. Two of the missiles flew past to the right, hit the side of a mountain and exploded. The final missile exploded right behind my flying machine. Some of the shrapnel flew into the engines and destroyed them. The flying machine lost all power and I braced for impact. We were in the middle of a forest, the flying machine began to bounce off the treetops and skip back into the air. The flying machine was skipping across the treetops like a flat rock will skip across water if thrown right. Each time the flying machine skipped off the treetops it slowed down a little. The flying machine finally crashed down into the trees and begin to slide. Trees ripped off both sides of the flying machine but the flying machine didn`t hit any trees headon. The flying machine finally slide to a halt about 90 feet after it crashed to the ground.
Two of the bunnies flying machines flew over and I knew I had to get out of the flying machine. I unstrapped myself then unstrapped the robot. I checked the robot and saw it was okay. I popped the hatch on the flying machine and climbed out. The robot climbed out behind me. I turned to grab my bag out of the flying machine and I heard a flying machine coming. I looked up just as the flying machine launched a missile. I screamed and turned to run.
"Come on robot, lets go." I hollered.
The robot and myself began to run away from the flying machine. The missile exploded a moment later, the shock wave knocked the robot and myself down.
After the debris stopped flying, I sat up and looked around. A fire was burning fiercely at the flying machine and most of the trees had been knocked flat in the area. I looked over and saw the robot sit up. I checked myself and discovered that I was only banged up a little but I didn`t have any broken bones. I checked the robot and saw it was fine.
I sat there looking at the flying machine and realized I had lost. Mankind was doomed because it was Christmas Eve and Santa was now on his ride to deliver presents. He was delivering presents with the devices on them and I now had no way of stopping him. The bunny rabbits were going to take over the world and there was nothing I could do to stop it because my computer had been destroyed in the flying machine.
I sat there for quite some time then I looked over at the robot. I smacked my forehead.
Duh, the robot has a computer built into its back. I thought.
I jumped up and ran around behind the robot. I opened a panel and a keyboard flipped down. I began to punch codes into the keyboard. I looked at the computer screen and saw the backup flying machine take off. The flying machine began to fly toward my location.
I may have a chance to save mankind but Im going to have to hurry. I thought.
The robot and myself began to walk toward a road that was about a mile away. When we got to the road the flying machine was just landing. We ran to the flying machine and climbed in. I strapped in and shut the hatch. The robot got the flying machine into the air and we began to fly to intercept Santa.
After we had been flying for about 20 minutes alarms began to go off in the cockpit. I looked at the computer screen and saw hundreds of blips on the computer screen. I looked back and saw hundreds of bunny rabbit flying machines chasing us. I looked back to the front and hit the afterburners. I looked back and saw the bunnies also hit the afterburners. They were still hot on our tail.
I began to punch codes into the console. I sent out an electromagnetic pulse and looked back at the bunnies flying machines. Their engines shut off and the bunnies flying machines began to crash land. I had not had time to install the EMP onto the other flying machine or I could have avoided all the problems in the other flying machine. We would not have been shot down.
I turned back to the front and we continued our flight to intercept Santa. I began to punch in codes on the console. A new blip appeared on the computer screen and I saw that Santa had already delivered about a quarter of his presents. I cursed under my breath about being shot down. I lost a lot of time or I could have intercepted Santa before he began and disabled the devices. I didn`t need to stop Santa, I just had to intercept him. I have a device in the flying machine that will mess up the bunnies devices.
All the sudden the engines on the flying machine shut off and the flying machine began to drop like a rock. I braced for impact. When the flying machine crashed it knocked me unconscious.
When I woke up the sun was coming up. I looked around, saw where I was, and began to remember everything. It was Christmas morning, Santa had delivered all the presents, the bunny rabbits had won. I punched a code into the console and the news came up on the computer screen. I was not surprised to see the news anchor was a bunny rabbit.
"The top story today, Adam Rabbit, the supreme leader of the world will be addressing the world shortly, so stay tuned." The rabbit said.
I turned the news off and shook my head no.
I failed, the bunny rabbits have taken over the world just as they planned. I thought.
I sat there for a little while contemplating what I should do. I kept coming up blank but then the way to defeat the rabbits came to me. I unbuckled and checked the robot. The robot was damaged beyond repair. I opened the hatch and climbed out of the flying machine.
I began to walk toward my backup bunker. About an hour later, I came across a car. I hot wired it and drove to the bunker. I parked about a mile away and walked the rest of the way. I got to the bunker around noon on Christmas Day.
I walked into the bunker, looked around, then I walked over and sat down at the workstation. I sat there feeling sorry for myself for quite awhile. I thought back to telling the proper authorities and Santa about the bunnies. They all laughed at me and told me I was crazy. They weren`t laughing now because they were being ruled by bunny rabbits now.
After awhile I finally got up and got to work. The battle to save mankind was going to begin shortly and I was going to be the one waging it.
I worked on my plans and made preparations to defeat the bunny rabbits over the next few weeks. I was finally ready to battle the bunnies on January the tenth.
I began by sending up devices to defeat the bunnies brain washing devices and reprogram mankinds brain back to normal.The bunnies sent up devices to destroy my devices. I was prepared for this and I sent drone search and destroy machines up. The bunnies drones were destroyed.
After the bunnies devices were defeated, my devices began to broadcast the news to mankind about what the bunnies had done. Mankind came together and put resistance fighters together to battle the bunnies.
I initiated my final plan by sending out search and capture machines to capture the bunny rabbits. The machines looked like giant bunny rabbits. The machines were able to get in close to the bunnies and capture them before they knew what was going on. Most of the bunnies were captured or defeated within a few hours. There were a few pockets of resistance left but they were defeated by the end of the day.
The bunny rabbits were only in power for a little while but they put mankind through hell during that period. The rightful rulers took back over and proclaimed January the tenth as a new holiday. They served Rabbit Stew and Stewed Rabbit that night for supper. The leaders of the rabbits were the rabbits that were used in the stew. I must say the evil rabbits were quite tasty, I had three helpings.
Mankind was saved and I went and took a much needed vacation.
The End