The Turkey Nightmare
by E. T. Brother
© 2012 by E. T. Brother
I wake up from the nightmare that is real to find turkeys everywhere.
Here a turkey, there a turkey, everywhere I look a turkey.
I see them everywhere when Im awake and now even in my dreams.
They gobble gobble here, they gobble gobble there, and they even gobble gobble in my dreams.
I think, great a free meal, and I grab my shotgun but when I go to hunt them they have all vanished. I search for hours in vain because the turkeys are no more. I search here, I search there, but try as I might I find not one single turkey.
I put the gun away and as if by magic all the turkeys reappear. Here a turkey, there a turkey, everywhere I look a turkey. I decide to try something different by grabbing my ax and sneaking up on them. They pull their own axes out and chase me away. I escape with my life but alas my stomach remains empty.
I watch them from the shadows, waiting for my chance but try as I might I find not even one chance. Finally overcome by hunger and despair I fix myself a ham sandwich. I watch and wait but the pesky turkeys are sly, they are cunning.
I can`t sleep because I dream of waking up to find the headless turkey standing over my bed with his ax raised. I can`t eat because I can`t catch one of these turkeys and I fear they may have poisoned the food I have.
The turkeys are everywhere. They are here, there, everywhere I look, and even in my nightmares.
I have decided I must get away that is the only way that I can escape this nightmare that has become my reality. I will go into the hills as far as I can and maybe I will escape this nightmare that has become my life.
I have escaped, I have gotten as far away as I could get. Everywhere I look I see nothing, I have escaped the turkeys. I have escaped the nightmare. I can sleep again, I can eat again, I am gaining my strength back. The nightmare is finally over, I can get on with my life. What was that noise? It sounded like a gobble.
The Nightmare Continues
by E. T. Brother
© 2012 by E. T. Brother
I thought the nightmare was over.
I thought I had gotten away from them but the turkeys have found me again.
First it was just one turkey but over the course of a few days, the one multiplied into 50. In a week there were thousands. I can`t sleep because they have taken over the place and they gobble incessantly . My life has become a living nightmare.
The turkeys gobble constantly, they have stunk up the place, they strut all around, and they watch me always. My life has become a nightmare.
As I write this I am devising a plan to rid the world of these insidious monsters once and for all. They have turned my life into a living hell. All I can hope for is that they will not discover my plans before I can rid the world these monsters. I am writing this in a hiding place they are not aware of which is good because if they discover this place they may be able to figure out my plans and stop them.
This would be disastrous for all mankind because if I do not stop them now then they will take over the world. I hope I can accomplish this before they discover my plans. What was that noise, is there someone or something in here with me? Was that a breath on my neck?
I fear the turkeys have discovered my hiding place and may know about my plans. If this is the case then all is lost, mankind is doomed because the turkeys will take over the world.
Gobble, gobble
The Turkey Conspiracy
by E. T. Brother
© 2012 by E. T. Brother
You may believe I have gone mad, that I have lost my mind, but I am going to prove to you that turkeys are not harmless creatures. I will show you that they are quite clever and very cunning.
As I told you earlier the turkeys have taken over everything around here and that includes the TV. I caught a bunch of them in the living room the other day watching one of them alien horror movies. You know the kind of movie Im taking about, the ones where the aliens come to earth pretending to come in peace but in reality they have come to destroy mankind. While Im on the subject of aliens, I have proof that they are real but that isn`t part of The Turkey Conspiracy so I will probable tell you about the aliens some other time.
Now to get back to them turkeys, I looked around the living room and saw about 50 of them sitting in the living room watching that alien horror movie. I quietly eased into the room and noticed the turkeys were taking notes from the movie. I eased in behind one of them and saw he was writing notes on how to fool mankind into believing we are peaceful and mean no harm. I was shocked and horrified when I realized the weren`t gobbling but speaking to each other in English.
What they were talking about is what really horrified me. The turkeys were talking about taking over the world. I was stunned to hear what one of the turkeys had to say, his name was Fred by the way if it matters to you.
"The mind control machines work perfectly, we have been testing them for about six months and we haven`t had one single malfunction. We can begin using them on the humans when the time comes for us to take over the world. The humans believe we are harmless and they also don`t realize we can talk. We can use this to our advantage. We can strike back at these monsters that continue to kill us off at an alarming rate. We must act quickly before they kill any more of us. These humans are savages, they kill our brothers and sister and consume them as if that is perfectly alright. It is time for us to make our stand. When we get ready to take the world over all we have to do is turn the mind control machines on. Remember to continue to gobble while you are around humans, do not I repeat do not let them hear you speak under any circumstance whatsoever or our plans to take the world over will fail." Fred said.
My heart was pounding in my chest so fast that I was certain they were going to hear me. I eased out of the living room and made my way back to my hiding place. I got back to work trying to come of with a plan to stop these monsters.
I was down in my hiding place when I heard a board creak behind me. I spun around and one of the turkeys was standing there. The turkey grinned then pulled out his ax.
"We know what you are up to E. T. Brother and Im going to stop you. You shouldn`t be meddling where you don`t belong." The Turkey said.
I leaped to my feet and ran for the door.
"It wont do you any good to run E. T. Brother, we have you surrounded and you can`t get away." The turkey said.
I ran to the door and yanked it open. I ran out and saw turkeys all around. The turkeys all pulled their axes out and I barely escaped with my life.
I wanted this nightmare to be over once and for all. I had been in fear for my life ever since the turkeys began to show up around here. I am on the run from them right now and I can only hope I get away from them before it`s too late.
The Turkey Time Repeating Machine
by E. T. Brother
© 2012 by E. T. Brother
I wake up thinking the nightmare is over, only to discover that it is just beginning. I thought I could escape this nightmare that has become my life, if I could run far enough away, but try as I might, everywhere I run I end up right back where I began.
Each time I run away, no matter which way I go, when I awake Im right back where I started from. I wake up in the nightmare, surrounded by the vicious gobbling beast that are devising a plan to take the world over.
No mater where I run, the turkeys are there when I wake up. The turkeys have taken over my place like they intend to take over the world.
The turkeys are smart, they are cleaver, cunning, and deviant. They only show their true colors when they think no one is watching. They gobble when humans are around but when they think they are alone they talk English.
The turkeys plot, they deceive, they wait watching us humans, and all the while they work on their mind control machines trying to perfect them. They wait patiently until the day when they can move forward with their plan to take over the world.
I run to the west trying to escape these insidious monster only to discover when I awake that Im right back where I began, Im still trapped in the nightmare. The turkeys have me trapped in a time repeating machine, each day is the same as the last. I only hope I can escape this nightmare before it drives me to the brink of madness and then shoves me into the madness void from which there is no escape.
I have run to the edge of civilization to escape the turkeys. I have escaped them for the time being. I fear mankind is doomed, I was stuck in the time repeating or time warp machine for too long, the turkeys had too much time to work on their plans to take over the world without any interference from me. I have finally escaped that machine and the turkeys but I may be too late. All may be lost.
I am working on a plan to stop them from taking over the world but I fear I may be too late because they are almost ready to set their diabolical plan into motion to take over the world. They plan to rule the world and crush anyone who stands in their way. I am working on my plans as fast as I can but I fear they kept me in their machine just long enough. I may not have time to spoil their plans.
If the turkeys plan succeeds I will fight them for as long as I can. I am safe for the time being because I am in an undisclosed location far underground. I am beginning plans to start a resistance movement if the turkeys do succeed in taking over the world. I will do everything in my power to disrupt and hinder them at every turn. I wont give up hope. I plan to crush the turkeys and stop their plans.
The Turkey Revolt
by E. T. Brother
© 2012 by E. T. Brother
The turkeys made their final plans to take the world over and began to move forward with them on the day before Thanksgiving.
I had built a contraption to wear on my head like a hat to block the mind control machines that the turkeys had built. It was a good thing that I was wearing the contraption and had it turned on, on the day before Thanksgiving because the turkeys turned their mind control machines all over the world in preparation to take over the world.
I heard a beeping noise in the lab and I looked over at the computer. The computer was flashing a red warning light. I rushed over from the table where I had been my final plans to stop the turkeys. I punched in my secret code and cameras turned on at the turkey command center. The camera feeds began to show on my computer and I was shocked and alarmed to see millions of turkeys rushing about. I could see most of the turkeys had obviously been shooting up on steroids because the bulging muscles they were sporting were completely unnatural. They were rushing all about the command center in battle dress uniforms and carrying weapons.
I quickly punched in commands on the computer keyboard and discovered the turkeys had turned on their mind control machines. I breathed a sigh of relief that I was wearing the mind control blocking contraption on my head and had it turned on. I felt a brief moment of exhilaration and justification for all my action to up to this point. I had heard all the talk of my friends and family, most behind my back but some of it to my face, calling me mad and telling me I had completely lost my mind thinking the turkeys were planning to take over the world. I set these feeling to the side and got to work, I had work to do if I was going to stop these beast from taking the world over.
I turned around and flipped a switch up to turn the mind control disruption machine. I had just finished building it about an hour ago. The purpose of the machine was to block the turkeys mind control machine and send out a message to humans all over the world that the turkeys were rising up and they had to be stopped. I watched the machine a moment and saw it was working properly. I turned back to my computer and looked at the feed coming from the turkey command center. I saw the turkeys were not aware their mind control machine were now useless.
I smiled and punched in a code on the keyboard. My turkey finding machines, hidden in preparation for this moment, turned on all over the world and began to move out in search of the turkeys. I stood there watching the machines move out on the big screens mounted on the two of the walls of my bunker when an alarm began to blare. I looked down at my computer and punched in a code on the keyboard. The camera views from outside my bunker popped up on the computer screen. There were thousands of turkeys outside of my bunker moving in. I looked around the bunker for a moment then I nodded my head. I had set all my plans into motion to defeat the turkeys diabolical plans.
I turned around and rushed over to my stealth flying machine. I climbed in, shut the hatch, and strapped in. I began to flip switch and the engines started up smoothly. I knew if I was going to have any chance at all of defeating the turkeys then I could not allow myself to be captured. I punched in a code on the console keyboard transferring control of everything to the flying machine. I also flipped a switch turning on the backup mind control disruption machine that was built into the flying machine. I didn`t want to take any chances that the turkeys might be able to shut everything down in the bunker. I hit a button on the console and all the screens on the walls went blank. I hit another button and all the vital equipment in the bunker lowered under the floor and the floor slid into place over it.
I pushed another button on the console and the roof of the bunker began to slide open above me. I made sure the engines were aimed downward so I could take off straight up. I moved the throttle controls forward and the engines spooled up to full strength.
When the engines were at full power and I was satisfied that everything was fine on the control panel, I grabbed the control yoke and pulled it back. The flying machine lurched up a few feet then lurched to the right. The flying machine bounced of the wall sending sparks everywhere. I jerked the yoke to the left and the flying machine lurched to the left. It bounced of the wall sending sparks flying. I pushed the yoke forward and the flying machine lurched forward. The flying machine slammed into the wall and bounced off sending sparks flying. I pulled the yoke back to the center and took my hands off of it for a moment.
You might be wondering if I know how to fly or if I had taken lessons. My answer to that is, no I have not taken flying lessons, but I have seen it done on TV and in the movies thousands of times before, and it seemed simple enough. Plus I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last week and you can do anything if you stay there, I`ve seen the commercial on TV so it must be true, besides I had not had time to take lessons because I was making plans to defeat the turkeys.
The doors of the bunker blew open with a bang and turkeys began to charge through the door. They rushed toward my flying machine waving their weapons around and gobbling. I ignored them and grabbed the yoke. I pushed it forward and the flying machine lurched forward. The machine crushed about thirty of the turkeys into the wall. I pulled the yoke to the left and the flying machine lurched left. I took about another thirty turkeys. I pulled the yoke back gently and the flying machine began to rise out of the bunker smoothly. I heard a thump and looked down into the bunker. A rocket was streaking toward the flying machine. I flipped a switch and the engines rotated level. I hit the afterburners and the flying machine took off into the air. The rocket slammed into the roof of the bunker and exploded. The flying machine shook a moment then it smoothed out. I flew back toward the bunker and saw it was burning fiercely. I heard a few secondary explosions from the bunker.
Satisfied the turkeys in the bunker were dead or dying I began to fly toward the turkey command center. I kept an eye on everything that was going on around the world from the cockpit. I was satisfied to see that my turkey finding machines were working properly and rounding up the turkeys by the millions. I was also pleased to see that resistance fighters had formed all around the world. They were battling and defeating the rogue turkeys.
I flew to the turkey command center and landed nearby. I shut the flying machine off but I stayed in the cockpit to keep an eye on all the operations going on all over the world. I saw that most of the turkeys had been defeated or captured and there were only small pockets of fighting still going on. I was confident the remaining turkeys would either be defeated or captured soon.
I punched in a code on the console and machines began to rise out of the ground all around the flying machine. I had planted them in the ground all around the turkey command center during the night. The turkeys thought the location of their command center was a secret but I had planted a double agent into their midst and he had discovered the location for me.
The machines all around the turkey command center began to move toward it. The machines broke through the perimeter within the hour. The turkeys surrendered within minutes and they were rounded up. The operation going on all around the world were finally wrapped up a few hours latter.
The turkeys were taken to holding areas. The leaders were tried, convicted, and put to death on Thanksgiving. They were served to families all over the US as Thanksgiving meals.
The turkeys plans were foiled and mankind was saved. They all breathed a sigh of relief. The world was not yet aware of the horrors that awaited them on Christmas Eve.
The End
by E. T. Brother
© 2012 by E. T. Brother
I wake up from the nightmare that is real to find turkeys everywhere.
Here a turkey, there a turkey, everywhere I look a turkey.
I see them everywhere when Im awake and now even in my dreams.
They gobble gobble here, they gobble gobble there, and they even gobble gobble in my dreams.
I think, great a free meal, and I grab my shotgun but when I go to hunt them they have all vanished. I search for hours in vain because the turkeys are no more. I search here, I search there, but try as I might I find not one single turkey.
I put the gun away and as if by magic all the turkeys reappear. Here a turkey, there a turkey, everywhere I look a turkey. I decide to try something different by grabbing my ax and sneaking up on them. They pull their own axes out and chase me away. I escape with my life but alas my stomach remains empty.
I watch them from the shadows, waiting for my chance but try as I might I find not even one chance. Finally overcome by hunger and despair I fix myself a ham sandwich. I watch and wait but the pesky turkeys are sly, they are cunning.
I can`t sleep because I dream of waking up to find the headless turkey standing over my bed with his ax raised. I can`t eat because I can`t catch one of these turkeys and I fear they may have poisoned the food I have.
The turkeys are everywhere. They are here, there, everywhere I look, and even in my nightmares.
I have decided I must get away that is the only way that I can escape this nightmare that has become my reality. I will go into the hills as far as I can and maybe I will escape this nightmare that has become my life.
I have escaped, I have gotten as far away as I could get. Everywhere I look I see nothing, I have escaped the turkeys. I have escaped the nightmare. I can sleep again, I can eat again, I am gaining my strength back. The nightmare is finally over, I can get on with my life. What was that noise? It sounded like a gobble.
The Nightmare Continues
by E. T. Brother
© 2012 by E. T. Brother
I thought the nightmare was over.
I thought I had gotten away from them but the turkeys have found me again.
First it was just one turkey but over the course of a few days, the one multiplied into 50. In a week there were thousands. I can`t sleep because they have taken over the place and they gobble incessantly . My life has become a living nightmare.
The turkeys gobble constantly, they have stunk up the place, they strut all around, and they watch me always. My life has become a nightmare.
As I write this I am devising a plan to rid the world of these insidious monsters once and for all. They have turned my life into a living hell. All I can hope for is that they will not discover my plans before I can rid the world these monsters. I am writing this in a hiding place they are not aware of which is good because if they discover this place they may be able to figure out my plans and stop them.
This would be disastrous for all mankind because if I do not stop them now then they will take over the world. I hope I can accomplish this before they discover my plans. What was that noise, is there someone or something in here with me? Was that a breath on my neck?
I fear the turkeys have discovered my hiding place and may know about my plans. If this is the case then all is lost, mankind is doomed because the turkeys will take over the world.
Gobble, gobble
The Turkey Conspiracy
by E. T. Brother
© 2012 by E. T. Brother
You may believe I have gone mad, that I have lost my mind, but I am going to prove to you that turkeys are not harmless creatures. I will show you that they are quite clever and very cunning.
As I told you earlier the turkeys have taken over everything around here and that includes the TV. I caught a bunch of them in the living room the other day watching one of them alien horror movies. You know the kind of movie Im taking about, the ones where the aliens come to earth pretending to come in peace but in reality they have come to destroy mankind. While Im on the subject of aliens, I have proof that they are real but that isn`t part of The Turkey Conspiracy so I will probable tell you about the aliens some other time.
Now to get back to them turkeys, I looked around the living room and saw about 50 of them sitting in the living room watching that alien horror movie. I quietly eased into the room and noticed the turkeys were taking notes from the movie. I eased in behind one of them and saw he was writing notes on how to fool mankind into believing we are peaceful and mean no harm. I was shocked and horrified when I realized the weren`t gobbling but speaking to each other in English.
What they were talking about is what really horrified me. The turkeys were talking about taking over the world. I was stunned to hear what one of the turkeys had to say, his name was Fred by the way if it matters to you.
"The mind control machines work perfectly, we have been testing them for about six months and we haven`t had one single malfunction. We can begin using them on the humans when the time comes for us to take over the world. The humans believe we are harmless and they also don`t realize we can talk. We can use this to our advantage. We can strike back at these monsters that continue to kill us off at an alarming rate. We must act quickly before they kill any more of us. These humans are savages, they kill our brothers and sister and consume them as if that is perfectly alright. It is time for us to make our stand. When we get ready to take the world over all we have to do is turn the mind control machines on. Remember to continue to gobble while you are around humans, do not I repeat do not let them hear you speak under any circumstance whatsoever or our plans to take the world over will fail." Fred said.
My heart was pounding in my chest so fast that I was certain they were going to hear me. I eased out of the living room and made my way back to my hiding place. I got back to work trying to come of with a plan to stop these monsters.
I was down in my hiding place when I heard a board creak behind me. I spun around and one of the turkeys was standing there. The turkey grinned then pulled out his ax.
"We know what you are up to E. T. Brother and Im going to stop you. You shouldn`t be meddling where you don`t belong." The Turkey said.
I leaped to my feet and ran for the door.
"It wont do you any good to run E. T. Brother, we have you surrounded and you can`t get away." The turkey said.
I ran to the door and yanked it open. I ran out and saw turkeys all around. The turkeys all pulled their axes out and I barely escaped with my life.
I wanted this nightmare to be over once and for all. I had been in fear for my life ever since the turkeys began to show up around here. I am on the run from them right now and I can only hope I get away from them before it`s too late.
The Turkey Time Repeating Machine
by E. T. Brother
© 2012 by E. T. Brother
I wake up thinking the nightmare is over, only to discover that it is just beginning. I thought I could escape this nightmare that has become my life, if I could run far enough away, but try as I might, everywhere I run I end up right back where I began.
Each time I run away, no matter which way I go, when I awake Im right back where I started from. I wake up in the nightmare, surrounded by the vicious gobbling beast that are devising a plan to take the world over.
No mater where I run, the turkeys are there when I wake up. The turkeys have taken over my place like they intend to take over the world.
The turkeys are smart, they are cleaver, cunning, and deviant. They only show their true colors when they think no one is watching. They gobble when humans are around but when they think they are alone they talk English.
The turkeys plot, they deceive, they wait watching us humans, and all the while they work on their mind control machines trying to perfect them. They wait patiently until the day when they can move forward with their plan to take over the world.
I run to the west trying to escape these insidious monster only to discover when I awake that Im right back where I began, Im still trapped in the nightmare. The turkeys have me trapped in a time repeating machine, each day is the same as the last. I only hope I can escape this nightmare before it drives me to the brink of madness and then shoves me into the madness void from which there is no escape.
I have run to the edge of civilization to escape the turkeys. I have escaped them for the time being. I fear mankind is doomed, I was stuck in the time repeating or time warp machine for too long, the turkeys had too much time to work on their plans to take over the world without any interference from me. I have finally escaped that machine and the turkeys but I may be too late. All may be lost.
I am working on a plan to stop them from taking over the world but I fear I may be too late because they are almost ready to set their diabolical plan into motion to take over the world. They plan to rule the world and crush anyone who stands in their way. I am working on my plans as fast as I can but I fear they kept me in their machine just long enough. I may not have time to spoil their plans.
If the turkeys plan succeeds I will fight them for as long as I can. I am safe for the time being because I am in an undisclosed location far underground. I am beginning plans to start a resistance movement if the turkeys do succeed in taking over the world. I will do everything in my power to disrupt and hinder them at every turn. I wont give up hope. I plan to crush the turkeys and stop their plans.
The Turkey Revolt
by E. T. Brother
© 2012 by E. T. Brother
The turkeys made their final plans to take the world over and began to move forward with them on the day before Thanksgiving.
I had built a contraption to wear on my head like a hat to block the mind control machines that the turkeys had built. It was a good thing that I was wearing the contraption and had it turned on, on the day before Thanksgiving because the turkeys turned their mind control machines all over the world in preparation to take over the world.
I heard a beeping noise in the lab and I looked over at the computer. The computer was flashing a red warning light. I rushed over from the table where I had been my final plans to stop the turkeys. I punched in my secret code and cameras turned on at the turkey command center. The camera feeds began to show on my computer and I was shocked and alarmed to see millions of turkeys rushing about. I could see most of the turkeys had obviously been shooting up on steroids because the bulging muscles they were sporting were completely unnatural. They were rushing all about the command center in battle dress uniforms and carrying weapons.
I quickly punched in commands on the computer keyboard and discovered the turkeys had turned on their mind control machines. I breathed a sigh of relief that I was wearing the mind control blocking contraption on my head and had it turned on. I felt a brief moment of exhilaration and justification for all my action to up to this point. I had heard all the talk of my friends and family, most behind my back but some of it to my face, calling me mad and telling me I had completely lost my mind thinking the turkeys were planning to take over the world. I set these feeling to the side and got to work, I had work to do if I was going to stop these beast from taking the world over.
I turned around and flipped a switch up to turn the mind control disruption machine. I had just finished building it about an hour ago. The purpose of the machine was to block the turkeys mind control machine and send out a message to humans all over the world that the turkeys were rising up and they had to be stopped. I watched the machine a moment and saw it was working properly. I turned back to my computer and looked at the feed coming from the turkey command center. I saw the turkeys were not aware their mind control machine were now useless.
I smiled and punched in a code on the keyboard. My turkey finding machines, hidden in preparation for this moment, turned on all over the world and began to move out in search of the turkeys. I stood there watching the machines move out on the big screens mounted on the two of the walls of my bunker when an alarm began to blare. I looked down at my computer and punched in a code on the keyboard. The camera views from outside my bunker popped up on the computer screen. There were thousands of turkeys outside of my bunker moving in. I looked around the bunker for a moment then I nodded my head. I had set all my plans into motion to defeat the turkeys diabolical plans.
I turned around and rushed over to my stealth flying machine. I climbed in, shut the hatch, and strapped in. I began to flip switch and the engines started up smoothly. I knew if I was going to have any chance at all of defeating the turkeys then I could not allow myself to be captured. I punched in a code on the console keyboard transferring control of everything to the flying machine. I also flipped a switch turning on the backup mind control disruption machine that was built into the flying machine. I didn`t want to take any chances that the turkeys might be able to shut everything down in the bunker. I hit a button on the console and all the screens on the walls went blank. I hit another button and all the vital equipment in the bunker lowered under the floor and the floor slid into place over it.
I pushed another button on the console and the roof of the bunker began to slide open above me. I made sure the engines were aimed downward so I could take off straight up. I moved the throttle controls forward and the engines spooled up to full strength.
When the engines were at full power and I was satisfied that everything was fine on the control panel, I grabbed the control yoke and pulled it back. The flying machine lurched up a few feet then lurched to the right. The flying machine bounced of the wall sending sparks everywhere. I jerked the yoke to the left and the flying machine lurched to the left. It bounced of the wall sending sparks flying. I pushed the yoke forward and the flying machine lurched forward. The flying machine slammed into the wall and bounced off sending sparks flying. I pulled the yoke back to the center and took my hands off of it for a moment.
You might be wondering if I know how to fly or if I had taken lessons. My answer to that is, no I have not taken flying lessons, but I have seen it done on TV and in the movies thousands of times before, and it seemed simple enough. Plus I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last week and you can do anything if you stay there, I`ve seen the commercial on TV so it must be true, besides I had not had time to take lessons because I was making plans to defeat the turkeys.
The doors of the bunker blew open with a bang and turkeys began to charge through the door. They rushed toward my flying machine waving their weapons around and gobbling. I ignored them and grabbed the yoke. I pushed it forward and the flying machine lurched forward. The machine crushed about thirty of the turkeys into the wall. I pulled the yoke to the left and the flying machine lurched left. I took about another thirty turkeys. I pulled the yoke back gently and the flying machine began to rise out of the bunker smoothly. I heard a thump and looked down into the bunker. A rocket was streaking toward the flying machine. I flipped a switch and the engines rotated level. I hit the afterburners and the flying machine took off into the air. The rocket slammed into the roof of the bunker and exploded. The flying machine shook a moment then it smoothed out. I flew back toward the bunker and saw it was burning fiercely. I heard a few secondary explosions from the bunker.
Satisfied the turkeys in the bunker were dead or dying I began to fly toward the turkey command center. I kept an eye on everything that was going on around the world from the cockpit. I was satisfied to see that my turkey finding machines were working properly and rounding up the turkeys by the millions. I was also pleased to see that resistance fighters had formed all around the world. They were battling and defeating the rogue turkeys.
I flew to the turkey command center and landed nearby. I shut the flying machine off but I stayed in the cockpit to keep an eye on all the operations going on all over the world. I saw that most of the turkeys had been defeated or captured and there were only small pockets of fighting still going on. I was confident the remaining turkeys would either be defeated or captured soon.
I punched in a code on the console and machines began to rise out of the ground all around the flying machine. I had planted them in the ground all around the turkey command center during the night. The turkeys thought the location of their command center was a secret but I had planted a double agent into their midst and he had discovered the location for me.
The machines all around the turkey command center began to move toward it. The machines broke through the perimeter within the hour. The turkeys surrendered within minutes and they were rounded up. The operation going on all around the world were finally wrapped up a few hours latter.
The turkeys were taken to holding areas. The leaders were tried, convicted, and put to death on Thanksgiving. They were served to families all over the US as Thanksgiving meals.
The turkeys plans were foiled and mankind was saved. They all breathed a sigh of relief. The world was not yet aware of the horrors that awaited them on Christmas Eve.
The End